Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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