We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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