2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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