What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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