I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
