She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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