I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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