How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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