Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Randomize
