ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
