If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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