I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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