You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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