i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Randomize
