Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
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