I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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