You're so nebulous sometimes
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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