i don't like sucking hair
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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