I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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