You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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