Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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