have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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