i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Slut skills are useful in every country.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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