just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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