I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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