My nipple is on Facebook.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
