Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
