Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Randomize
