SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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