And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
