Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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