Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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