Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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