It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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