Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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