I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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