So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How does one acquire holy water?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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