Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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