Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Randomize
