"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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