ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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