super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
we made out on top of his cat.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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