Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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