Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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