I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He passed out mid-signature
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You were trust falling into bushes
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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