i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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