Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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