yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Banned from zoo.
Again?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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