Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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