it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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