accomplished twins. life is a go
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
