I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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